My Youth group wants to go paintballing, but first we have to convince the adults it is relevant to religion?
My Youth group wants to go paintballing, but first we have to convince the adults it is relevant to religion?
my youth group wants to go paintballing, but first we have to convince adults that it is religously relevant, any way you think we should go about this? any suggestions?
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Answer by So-Crates Resurrected AGAIN
Just have all the youths make fun of one of the bald parents, and then explain that there are no she-bears around to rip the children to shreds, so maybe shooting them with paintballs would be more appropriate.
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remind them that there’s a good chance you’ll one day have to actually kill people for your religion to continue and hopefully you’ll all have to paintball a whole lot after that, hopefully even after you get sick of it. Of course, practice with live firearms and martial arts are also important.
I thought religion was automatically related to everything?
You could get Trijicon to make your group some paintball gear stamped with Bible verses.
“I’ll pray for you, brother, but first I’m gonna blast the devil out of you!”
Training to shoot the heathens and heretics?
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Well it works in Pakistan!
If Jesus would have had the ability to make compressed CO2 cartridges, he undoubtedly would have taken the disciples on paintball retreats to promote teamwork and a group cohesion dynamic. This probably could have headed off the whole Judas unpleasantness if everyone would have learned to work better together.
religion shouldnt hold you back from having fun, as long as the fun you are having is something not bad. our church just all took out our sunday school class to chucke cheese, they had a blast, many churches do this mistake where they think christians cant have fun, take the youth to the trip, dont be scare to ask what is wrong with painballing? if you go will God not let any1 who goes paintballing to hell? where in the bible does it says you cant go painballing? ASK QUESTIONS!!
Bring “religious investigators”! Ha.
if the term “paintballing” is associated iwth the term “youth group” i tend to doubt it means shooting paint globs out of guns at each other…..
Focus on the fellowship aspect of it. We are called upon to be part of each others lives, and activities of many sorts, including paintball, could be considered part of that.
Well, you are doing it for the glory of God, right?
1 Corinthians 10:31 So whether you eat or drink or whatever you do, do it all for the glory of God.
Just tell them the other team will be dressed as muslims.
Tell them that young people need different and fun ways to build fellowship.Paintball would be a great way to build that fellowship within your group.
Fellowship is always a good thing. This activity will require you to depend on each other.
Also, consider that we are in a constant spiritual battle. Maybe paintballing will help awaken that realization. And to consider that the urgency and seriousness that paintballing can bring while being out there dodging paint balls (fiery darts), should be translated and even magnified in our spiritual lives!
“Above all, taking the shield of faith with which you will be able to quench all the fiery darts of the wicked one.”
Ephesians 6:16
Blessings, friend….
Tell them god is everywhere, even [wherever you go paintballing]. If they say it’s not true, threaten them with hellfire for their heresy.
You can’t because it’s not. Paintball is paintball and it’s fun. It has nothing to do with religion.
Ay Caramba!
Tell them it’s crusade training. You are practicing killing all non-christians.
good luck with that one…
try saying it’ll be great fun fellowship.
Shhhh. Be vewy vewy quiet. I’m hunting atheists.
hehehehehehe.